Women are ruining the world by giving men sex for free.
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The first Monday in September is Labor Day. Labor = Work. No Sex For Single Women Day is the first Tuesday in September because that Monday, Labor Day, should serve as a reminder to single women that their sex should be worked for. (Women: I can’t believe that I have to tell you this. Fellas: Do not be alarmed. She likes your sex more than you like hers.)
I wrote an article last month called “Why You Love Dating Married Men.” About 3 married women emailed me and said, “Thanks Steven!” 30+ mistresses from all over the country emailed me and cussed me out. Then they called HelloBeautiful and tried to get me fired and rumor has it that they are organizing a march on me right now! (I won’t fight a mistress but I will pluck one in the forehead.)
I wrote an article called “On Behalf Of The Men Who Have Cheated,” where I quoted from the book Men Don’t Heal, We Ho on page 158: “If you can’t have sex with your husband twice a week you really don’t deserve a faithful husband. You should be banned from getting married. Wives should have to sign something stating that they understand sex twice a week is mandatory. We are talking about the bare minimum here, folks. Twice a week is baseline. That’s easy. Even the bad husbands should get sex twice a week.” You know who got mad at me this time? Single women! Wives understood what I was conveying. I got single women cussing at me talking about how I can’t make them do anything that they don’t want to do with their bodies. Single women complaining to me about not having to have sex with their husbands in the future while making plans to go and have pre-marital sex in the present. #Trifling
Every day I get email messages like this from Wives:
My husband wants to have an open relationship. Should I do it?
My husband cheated and said that I need to accept the fact that men cheat. Should I accept it?
I had a threesome with my husband and he is still not satisfied. What should I do now?
Or I get email messages like this from Husbands:
My wife doesn’t want to have sex with me.
I can’t remember the last time that we had sex.
Now that we are married, my wife rations out sex. I use to get as much as I wanted when we were dating.
The world is confused sexually. As the RelationshipBeast, my responsibility is to bring order to relationships and marriage!
ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Too many men are cheating. Let me say that again but differently. Too many men are cheating. I try to challenge men who are cheating and you know what they say to me: “But it is so easy to get free sex from single women these days.” Should men cheat: No. Are men cheating: Yes. Do they know that it is wrong: Yes. Do they care: Sometimes. Who are they cheating with: Your Mother, Your Daughter, Your Sister, Your Aunt, Your Niece, Your Friend, men are not sleeping with your enemies. We wouldn’t do that. We have some couth. Too many men are cheating and they are cheating with women who know that they are married. Tiger Woods cheated with 20,000 women. All of them knew that he was married. Women keep telling me that they didn’t know that the man was married. I don’t believe you anymore because the men are telling me that they tell women they are married and that the women don’t care! (Ok, most married men will tell the woman that they are married . . . ok maybe only some . . . then again, let’s just call it half! DEAL?)
The world is confused sexually. The only way that I can see for it to start a path back to order is if single women stop having sex. I am Christian, but I am not talking to only Christian women. I am calling for single women to stop having sex. All of y’all!
RelationshipBeast Definition of a Single Woman: Unmarried, Unattached, Not in a committed relationship, No title, Not girlfriend, Not woman nor wifey = NO SEX FOR YOU! I’m sorry. I really am. Take one for the team. (←That is a figurative statement. I should probably just take that statement out.)
I think that single women are getting sexed out and by the time that they get married, they are not as interested in sex anymore. This negatively impacts marriage. We need women to save their sex for their husbands. Single men should not be having more sex than husbands. I don’t care about the kids, the house, the laundry or cooking. Period. Point blank the average husband should be getting more sex than the average single man. He put a ring on it. When single men are running through multiple women getting all of the sex that they want and then they get married and all of a sudden love is supposed to change their appetite for sex? Is that the expectation? Women train men that they can have all of the sex that they want and when men do the right thing and put a ring on it you slap them with sexual limitations. No Sex For Single Women Day is not for one day. It is for all days going forward starting on that day. Get your sex in now! Then on September 6, 2011, I am requesting that single women help me save marriages by stopping the giveth away of free sex! Here’s why:
Once upon a time I was at a gathering at a friend’s house. 10 men, 8 married, 2 single. At midnight, all of the married men said, “Man it’s getting late, I probably won’t get none tonight.” The single men said, “I am going to send a text out to a couple of chicks. Whoever responds first, she can get it for tonight.” Both men received multiple invitations. (I was and am happily married but I getz it from the wife like I am single!!! #AnotherArticleThatIHopeMyWifeDoesn’tRead)
Single woman, you probably still don’t understand. You probably are thinking that you are not the problem because you only give him some one day a week. You have to account for the other six days in the week where he is getting it somewhere else. You are, yes you, YOU ARE APART OF THE PROBLEM.
Send that husband back home to his wife. Send that boyfriend back to his girlfriend. Put your Ex back on the streets. Again, I am sorry that I have to put this weight on single women but it is the only way. You can save the world by closing your legs. As long as men have someone to cheat with it is very difficult for me to save marriages. Is it an excuse? Call it what you want but this is the truth about relationships all day. Is there another way to save marriages? Maybe but until someone passes on that solution to me the first Tuesday in September, September 6, 2011 is No Sex For Single Women Day.
Any man that is mad at me for writing this article is a wack dude. When I was single, I didn’t allow any of the women on my team to read this type of trash! #yourbad
No Sex For Single Women Day: First Tuesday in September
I AM THE RELATIONSHIPBEAST
&
I GO HARD.
DISCLAIMER: I asked single men to stop having sex. They said “NO”.
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